14 Questions Of An Indian To Which The Answer Is Zero

1. Number of first ball ducks Rahul Dravid earned in his career-spanning 164 Test matches?

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2. Can you tell us the number of times India failed to launch its first spacecraft orbiting Mars?

indian mars mission in 1st attempt-2

3. If you combine the IQ of Alia Bhatt, KRK, Rahul Gandhi and Poonam Pandey, what would you get? Say, “O!”

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4. The 16th Lok Sabha has no elephants. We mean the number of members of Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP).

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5. In the last three years, there were no polio cases reported in India.

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6. He has the right to brag because he has never lost an election.

modi never lost elections-7

7. Have you seen Game of Thrones? Then tell us the probability of your favorite character’s survival?

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8. Has Pakistan defeated India in a World Cup cricket match?

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9. Have you read the Terms and Conditions on any site before clicking on “I Accept”? Betcha, you didn’t!

Terms and Conditions


10. Has India ever been defeated by Pakistan in a war?

pak never won12

11. And this is something to be proud of. India’s biggest contribution to mathematics?

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12. This is the exact number of matches lost by the Indian Men’s Hockey team in Olympics from 1928 to 1956.

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13. Number of times Navjot Singh Sidhu and Archana have NOT laughed at a superdumb joke? (We can hear them laughing.)

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14. Number of Chetan Bhagat’s books that are worth reading?

chetan bhagat worth reading books

Credit: A question on Quora.

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