He: “Baby, why do you take so much time to get ready? You make me wait so much! You are never ever on time!”
She: “Darling, a queen is never late; everyone else is simply early.”
Yet it’s dancing that makes us really lose the calories.
Why the fuck do bikinis make our asses look large after so many squats? This is still a mystery!
Guys, you may feel manly with those super hairy legs but we need to get rid of them every time you make plans for us!
Well, that’s what make you say, “Darling, you look mesmerizing!” Above all, we cannot upload images on social media in a repeated dress.
Another 5 hours to find something better!
Believe us, it’s really difficult!
And call yourself a photographer. Dude, getting a DSLR does not mean you know photography techniques.