We rule the world of giving excuses. We basically invented it. Be it at job or at home, the inherent talent of producing preposterous pleas is possessed and professed by each one of us. They might be funny at times, or convenient, embarrassing or even outright outrageous occasionally. But what matters is – They Work!
So, in memory of those golden days, here’s an assortment of the all-time-tried-and-tested-Bahaanaas that have been used all over India over the years.
9 out of 10 times, that’s phony. And the one time it’s not, you’d have been late anyways.
This excuse is specially designed to be the last resort of every Indian student. Reason being, it’s often true!
If only laziness was a medically declared ailment.
Sometimes a puja in the neighbour’s house also does it.
Even if it wasn’t raining yesterday?
You didn’t even bother to think up an excuse.
Maybe he would have if we’d asked.
This sadly might be true for many places. But that doesn’t stop the rest of us from using that excuse.
And even our friends would say, “Bhagwaan se toh darr saale”.