Indian Firm Sent 6000 Bags Of Green Tea To Purify Donald Trump’s Mind. And We Have A Back Up

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7:42 pm 15 Jul, 2016


Fearing for the future of America (and the world), an Indian tea company sent US Presidential candidate Donald Trump 6000 bags of the world-famous Assam green tea.

Kolkatta-based Tea-A-Me Teas sent Trump a video message, where they said:

“Dear Mr Trump, namaste from India, we are sending you lots and lots of natural green tea. It fights against harmful free radicals. It helps purify mind and body and regain a healthy balance. It has also proven to make people smarter. Please Mr Trump drink the tea. For your sake, for America’s sake, for the world’s sake.”

The consignment was wheeled to Trump Towers on Tuesday by two women clad in saris. On Wednesday, the company stated, “The message is simple: Mr Trump, it’s never too late to cleanse yourself.”

 

The consignment is said to be enough to last Trump four years if he drinks three cups a day. The cost of the consignment has not been made public by the company. “If he needs more, we’ll be happy to provide. Green tea has been proven to fight against harmful free radicals and cleanse the mind and bodies, helping one regain a healthy balance,” said an official.

Green tea is said to have healing powers on the mind and body. A lot has been said about its benefits.

However, do you think it could help Trump? We do. Imagine this:

Trump might have better hair days:

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He could learn to spread the joy:

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He could become the international ambassador for Assam green tea:

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He could learn to get along despite differences:

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A less forceful, more accommodating Trump:

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A Trump who is open to dialogue:

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Did I say, he could learn to get along with others?

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And then, perhaps, a day will come when Trump will not be known for quotes like:

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A Trump cured of foot-in-mouth disease is a Trump saved?

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And if Green Tea fails, we could always send Trump some other green goodness from India:

 

That should definitely calm him down:

 

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