17 Bollywood Dialogues That Don’t Work In Real Life

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10:00 am 4 Aug, 2015

These dialogues might have made our emotions pour out while watching the movie. However, using them in real life not only makes the situation awkward but may make the one at the receiving end, bounce back with a witty response. So avoid embarrassment, come up with your own dialogues and don’t spout these lines to impress someone. Doesn’t work dude!

1. “Kuch kuch hota hai, tum nai samjhoge” – Kuch Kuch Hota Hain

 In real life you might get the response, ‘You better visit a doctor, he might understand

 

2. “Raahul, naam toh suna hoga” – Dil To Pagal Hain

 Eh! No!

 

3. “Hum ek baar jeete hai, ek baar marte hai, shaadi bhi ek hi baar hoti hai aur pyar bhi ek hi baar hota hai” – Kuch Kuch Hota Hain

And you go like, ‘Yeah yeah’ (*facepalm*)

 

4. “I love you, girlfriend ban ja meri, tu aur main rock kar denge” – Rockstar

That is too direct!

 

5. “Agar tum mujhe aise hi dekhte rahogi toh tumhe mujhse pyaar ho jayega” – Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

Is it that simple?

 

6. “Mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hoon ki tumse pyar kar sakun, tum sirf isliye, ki ek din meri ban jaoDil Chahta Hain

It kind of really questions why you were born. To fall in love? Nah!

 

7. “Ye le marriage form! Maine sign kardiya hai, 50% shaadi toh ho chuki hai, bas ab tu sign karde toh 100%” – Heropanti

I warn you not to waste marriage forms like that!

 

8. “Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi, feel hi dede” – Raanjhana

Now that’s really a cheesy line.

 

9. “Mard main bahut dard paida kar deti hain tumhari smile” – Love Aaj Kal

A complete no-no to rhyming pick up lines like these


 

10. “Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsoorat thi ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam” – Yeh Jawaani Hain Deewani

And this one too, clubbing it with a song or sher, No please!

 

11. “Tum hansti ho to main hansta hoon, tum roti ho toh main rota hoon aur jab pyar hota hai na toh dil ko chot pahunchti hai” – Maine Pyaar Kiya

Ouch!

 

12. “Tumhara naam maine sirf apne jism par hi nahi, apne dil, apne dimag aur apni aatma par bhi gaad diya hai” – Aashiqui (1)

Free tattoo everywhere!!!

 

13. “Main tujhe bahot love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga… bol degi love?” – Band Baaja Baarat

Len den ki baatein abhi se

 

14. “Maine kabhi tumhare jism se nahin, tumhari aatma se pyar kiya hai” – Naseeb

Hehe!

 

15. “Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya, ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?” – Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola

Hmmm, will that call for taking out your sandal?

 

16. “Main tumhe bhool jaon yeh ho nahi sakta aur tum mujhe bhool jao yeh main hone nahi doonga” – Dhadkan

Well said!

 

17. “Heropanti, sabko aati nahi, meri jaati nahi” – Heropanti

Is that an achievement?

 

 

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