People use the weirdest passwords these days. Some are funny, some are stupid and some just too common. But who can blame them. There are so many accounts to handle now days. It’s hard to remember so many passwords. A lot of people have just one password that they use on every account. That’s not a great idea but people are forced to do this in order to remember all the passwords. The other thing people do is, use weird passwords that strike out immediately and get imprinted on the memory so that they never forget them. There are many weird passwords that people come across. Here are 7 weird type of passwords people come across.
7. Name of Your Ex Plus A Dirty Word:
A lot of people use the name of their ex along with a dirty word to form a password they’ll never forget. Especially if the breakup has been a rough one, it’s a good opportunity to get some of the anger out. For example people will use ‘slut’ followed by the name of their girlfriend for a password. Girls can use ‘dick’ in front of their boyfriend’s name too. For example, slutashley or dickgeorge.
6. Embarrassing And Dirty Words:
It is easy to remember a dirty word. That is just a fact. Especially for men who have 50% of their brain allocated to handle only dirty and sexy stuff. That’s just how our brain works. An embarrassing phrase or a few dirty words, abuses and derogatory words are all hard to forget and so many people will use them as passwords. I personally know someone who used to have a very long password, “ILikeBigButtsAndICannotLie”! I’m sure you can come up with better.
The most common password ever used in the world is ‘password’. This shows how many people are smartasses in the world. The thinking goes that no body will be able to guess that the password is password itself. But the fact that it is the most common password in the world just shows that everyone who thinks he’s over smart is just another wiseass. Have you used ‘password’ as your password? Come on admit it! Well if you’re not going to admit it at least go and change it.
Poor old guys left heartbroken by that gorgeous girl usually use such passwords as ‘ILoveYou’. Well poor old guys and lonely losers who belong to the frustrated one sided lovers association. It reminds them of their eternal love and devotion for a girl who is out with some jock. It’s kind of sad at first and then it gets funny. Come on guys, get a life.
Another common password is 123456. You might have used a variation of it such as 654321, 111111 or 123123. It’s just plain laziness that makes people use this password. Which, by the way, is the second most common password used in the world. I know forming good passwords and remembering them is hard but come on, a 5 year old can do better than that.
A creative password that is also a little weird is S3CURITY@Risk. I have to say that this is actually a very strong password. It has both capital and small letters. It has a number and a special character and it is more than 8 characters long. On top of that it is easy to remember. Password is for your security which is at risk; very clever. The use of 3 in place of E makes it even more creative. But again it is a commonly used password. How do so many people come up with the same stuff?
One crazy password is ASSword. It is the next evolution of the most common password of all time, password. I can imagine what kind of guy would have come up with this one. The extra smart pretentious prick who thought that if password is common then let me just remove the P. And then it becomes a funny word because there is ass in it. Any word with an ass in it is funny. It’s easy to remember too. It’s the password of the smartass wise guy.