The best answer possible to someone saying ‘I love you’ is surely ‘I love you, too’. But problem is – you may not necessarily feel the same way. Listed below is a compilation of 29 weird, funny and not-so-ordinary ways (yeah, it’s a long list I know, but you’d enjoy reading through it. Promise).
Really? What a co-incidence! I love myself too!
It’s ok! You’re only human!
Yes. But, why?
So does my mom, my dad and my friends. (You can carry on with the list until she’s bored to death and leaves eventually!)
Can you tell me why you wouldn’t?
It’s but natural.
I only wish I could, but I can’t.
You are welcome to the club. Join immediately. No documents required.
Did you just say something? I’m sorry my ears are hurting, can’t listen.
You must not worry about it anymore. It will pass. Very soon.
You really love me? Can you do me a little favour? Can you just repeat these words in front of my girlfriend and say how special I am? Please?
Yeah.. It’s time you should. It was getting late.
Thank you so much!
I don’t think you remember what happened to the guy you last said this to. I might as well remind you, if you wish!
You Liar! I don’t believe you.
With everything that is going on in the world right now, I’d rather not waste my money and energy on something else. Bye.
Hey look behind you! (Run out of the room as fast as your legs can carry you!)
My granny used to say that whenever I went to her place.
This is exactly what someone said and then cheated on me. So who is the guy you are actually dating?
I like you a lot. I really like you a lot! I wish I could like you more! But I can’t.
If you really love me then you should have known that I just can get close or intimate with anyone. Will that do?
Are we in any way role playing right now?
Ha Ha Ha! You’re actually very funny!
Great then! Can I borrow some money? I need it right now.
That made me very happy for a while! I think I deserve to be.
You are quite fast and energetic. I like that in women.
I don’t think I’ll think about this too much, I’m used to it actually! I get to hear it almost all the time.
Please let me know how it works for you.
Hey! That sounds fun. Enjoy yourself. Bye.